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A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a...

Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 b...

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could...

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hosp...

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirt...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearin...

A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you thi...

the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. “She’s finally gone…yeah I know, ...

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he r...

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at...

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you n...

A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her boyfrien...

I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come ove...

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beaut...

If you're ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her ...