very-funny

Two blondes were flying to Miami

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and t...

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would l...

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls over an...

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothi...

A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing not ...

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After ...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off....

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were onl...

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with re...

A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there ...

They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives. The first older lady starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husba...

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everyt...

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was abo...