A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks acros...
Do you want ketchup
A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and...
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A man walked out into the stree
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “Perfect timing,” ...

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident.
A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company&...

As he walked up to old lady’s car
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old ...

A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I re...
John and Roberta were touring
John and Roberta were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her money, a fact of which she constant...
A recently divorced woman is walking
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp w...
The husband had just finished reading
The husband had just finished reading the book “Man of the House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing ...

Tony had just finished reading
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,...

Mind-Reader
Once at a crossroad, Mulla Nasruddin Hodja saw a portly nobleman riding towards him. “I say, Mulla,” said the man “Which is the way to the ...
A woman came up behind her husband
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of pap...

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the h...

Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediate...