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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the ...

After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie She said, “I love you, but I know this other ...

Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very w...

An old man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful uniformed woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that, beca...

Little Johnny’s mother had been noticing that his math grades had been steadily declining. She decided to have a chat with Johnny about his ...

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What hap...

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and ins...

This Man's Wife Wouldn't Let Him Go Camping With His Friends Then This Happens A few days before the group's annual departure d...

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on ...

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat...

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just l...

A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my hu...

The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He ...

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every re...