very-funny

A lawer, a surgeon, and a janitor are going on a camping trip… when they discover a magical wizard. He says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The lawyer says, “Easy! I’ll be a kindergarten teacher! How hard can it be to read to a bunch of little kids?” He gets transporte…

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Granddaughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed b…

Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I always received a lovely thank you note. However, since my daughter-in-Law …

A farmer was called to serve on jury duty. During the questioning of prospective jurors the prosecuting attorney asked the farmer if he could convict someone on circumstantial evidence. The farmer responded, "No way in hell could I do that!!". The attorney asked why he was so adamant in his answer. He repl…

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don'…