very-funny

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in…

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to ou…

Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Ken would say, “Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter” Edna always replied, “I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks” One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, “Edna, I'm 75 ye…

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging …