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82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side: He says, 'Dear Doris, when we were first courting in our prime at 22, I slipped off my roller skates and broke my collar bone. And Doris, you were there by my side to comfort me. Doris, when we went out for our anniversary meal at the age of …

Seeing animals treated badly is never fun, but it does make us feel better wat animal rescuers help our furry friends get back on their feet. Rescued dog Barilla is a great example of how man and dog can do a great things together, if we just offer a helping hand and never give up. Eduardo Rodriguez, who runs a resc…

As couples are frequently told that they may be too old to have children, one couple in India have broken through all these age barriers and had a baby in their 70s. They were never able to conceive naturally during their 46-year-marriage so the couple sought the help of fertility treatment. The sprightly couple now…

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair a…

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring fl…