Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show. Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!""You're on!" said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.Then, completely naked, streaked through the front door.Her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.old woman'What happened?' asked Evelyn."I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'..."