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😂 One of my all time favorites.... (It's long but hilarious) THE "MIDDLE WIFE" I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I alw…

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from…

A DEA OFFICER STOPPED AT THE FARM YESTERDAY, HE SAID “I NEED TO INSPECT YOUR FARM FOR ILLEGAL GROWING DRUGS.” THE FARMER SAID, “OKAY, BUT DON’T GO IN THAT FIELD OVER THERE.” THE DEA OFFICER VERBALLY EXPLODED SAYING, “MISTER, I HAVE THE AUTHORITY OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WITH ME!” REACHING INTO HIS REAR PANTS POCKET…

An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m sorry, your husband is dead.”   The woman was shocked. “I don’t believe it. Are you sure? I want to be absolutely sure, are there any other tests you can do?” The doctor responded, “I’m quite sure, but if you…

An 85 year old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so attractive she cannot keep her eyes off him. After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her. Before the lady has time to apologize, …

A Solicitor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five m…