very-funny

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he ...would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the chem…

An  Amish  lady was driving her horse drawn  buggy  to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be  dangerous .” “I thank thee,” said the Amish…

Moved to New York , We heard that summers are fun and winter is beautiful. We think there is no more beautiful a place in the whole world! December 8 - 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift d…

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of …

An old man was traveling on his donkey's back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say -Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt? -Well I ain’t gonna do that! -Then we have to fine you. -Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry -So do you want us to fine yo…