very-funny

It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long lis…

A 96-year-old woman's note to her bank! Priceless! 📷📷 The following is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. ---------------------------- To whom it may concern, I am writing to thank you for boun…

There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. : One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear that word one more time, I’ll quit!” Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had “fallen.” This seemed…

He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady agai…