It was high time that Paddy got married.


So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son:


The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.


They give him a long list of requirements.


The marriage broker takes a long time looking here, there and everywhere and finally visits the family again with a prospective bride proposal.


He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.


He says:


“She’s just the right age for your son. She keeps a neat home, she is a good Catholic and knows the prayers by heart. She is a wonderful cook, she loves children, wants a large family and to crown it all, she’s gorgeous.”


After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.


But Paddy still has some lingering doubts and asks casually:


“Is she also good in bed?”


The marriage broker answers:


“Well, some say yes and some say no.”

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