very-funny

An airliner is fully boarded and ready to push-off from the gate, when two blind pilots enter the main cabin. The pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the…

HAHAHA 🤣 A woman has having a problem with her bedroom closet door . It would fall off the hinges whenever the bus went by. She tried several times to fix it herself , but the door would still fall off when a bus went by . She finally called a repair man . He showed up , looked over the door and found no problem. T…

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasnt there. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.He appears to be in deep thought,just staring at the wall.She watches as he wipes a tear from his …

A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that t…

At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day: The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their ad…

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and  I didn’t. Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before marriage and after marria…