A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and so he phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means, but not wanting to show his…

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82 year old Ernie is on his death bed

82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side: He says, 'Dear Doris, when we were first courting in our prime at 22, I slipped off my roller skates and broke my collar bone. And Doris, you were there by my side to comfort me. Doris, when we went out for our anniversary meal at the age of …

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