very-funny

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.  ‘Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave …

An attractive  young woman  on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you” “Well, I bought my  mother  an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs  limits  and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there…

Three guys go in for a job interview.   The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:   “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”   “Yeah,” says the guy… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”   “I’m sorry, says the …

I think I’m going to lose my drivers license…   The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:   Officer: “License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!”   Me: “I assure you, I did not drink anything.”   Officer: “Okay, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway a…

This is an old one, but  funny! 😂🤣 Just wanted to share! Anniversary Gif Pocket Taser Stun Gu*n, a great gift for the wife A guy who purchased a pocket Taser Stun Gu*n for his wife submitted this story Last week I saw something at Larry's Pis*tol and Pawn Shop that sparked my interest The occasion was our 15th…