very-funny

Last week, a woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely.  She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome m…

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.   It was after midnight.  While en-route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.  The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.   For 100 dollars, the cabby agreed.   Qui…

One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will a…

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas. “Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and…