A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks, “If I show you something crazy, would I have free drinks for the rest of the night?” The bartender thinks for a minute and then says, “It would to be something spectacular to take that offer.” The man leans down and pi…
Read moreA Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a little old lady for going 10mph on the highway. As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be. “Do you know why I pulled you …
Read moreA little boy is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son’…
Read moreLast week, a woman checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Damon - a very handsome m…
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