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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.  Take us to your leader.”  The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.  The younger alien became angry at the…

A man was sent a letter by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent back in response is one of the funniest things you’ll ever read. This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pe…