Old Couple Joke

A senior couple decides to try v*agra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry …

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Funny Joke -A prostitute loses her three sons

A prostitute loses her three sons. She goes to the police to report about them. The police officer asks her, “Is there any way to identify them? Do you remember what they were wearing, or anything else about them that could help recognise them?” The prostitute says, “I don’t remember what they were wearing, but yes,…

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Joke of the day – Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school

Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, “God almighty!” The teacher congratul…

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Old Man Gets His Young Bride Pregnant

An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted “I've got an 18 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story I …

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Old Man In Bar Propositioned By A Young Woman

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar  Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her  After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the gir…

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Husband And Wife Go Christmas Shopping

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said, ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do?!” He said, “You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford…

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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, and orders three pints of Guinness

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, and orders three pints of Guinness. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste b…

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting.

A big city lawyer went duck hunting.  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.  As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded: “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and no…

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty mann…

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