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A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart: However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found…

Some friends and I went out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.   It seemed a little strange.   When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.   Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoo…

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.   The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?”   The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.”   The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.  I’ll com…

This story comes from a Reddit user who was prompted by a question, “What things have you overheard that have broken your heart?” It might have been a heartbreaking question, but this woman’s actions are absolutely heartwarming. For my son’s 9th birthday I took my son and a handful of friends to the movies, then to …

Three elderly women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if …

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. …

Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking our girl sheep to his ranch to get her pregnant,” replies Johnny. The mayor thinks this is a bad idea and tells Lil Johnny  ... CONTINUE READING >