very-funny

We can all probably relate to this woman's reaction... While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but ... there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastically, …

T hree male Labrador Retrievers — one Chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting In the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, “So why are you here?” The brown Lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything….the sofa, the curtains, th…

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team." When they are seated, a wait…

A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child... Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind his wife and remarked, "Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine." The wife kept quiet and refused …

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!.  Did you hear about the Preschool teacher who was helping one of the children put on his boots?.  He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boo…