There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said…
Read moreLittle Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the Nun called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her took his p…
Read moreWe were dressed and ready to go out for the party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the…
Read moreAn old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, “I want to feel your bre@sts” he exclaimed. “Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied. “I want to feel your bre@sts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says. “Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!” “I want to feel your br…
Read moreA woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her …
Read moreA guy was playing golf one day and got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on". She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7, you're on 6". He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back ni…
Read moreA man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day…
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