very-funny

Way down in South Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had a son...and Boudreaux go…

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club.   On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.   The doctor said, “Wow, I have never seen you play this well before!”   Marie says, “I took lessons.”   A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her ser…

My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.   We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’   My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 t…

👵🏼 LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT 👵🏼 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old.  Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man…

😎A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer…

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost maki…