very-funny

A man was sent a letter by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent back in response is one of the funniest things you’ll ever read. This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pe…

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, He asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, No. Johnny asks, Do you know what I think??…

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab…

A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down…… The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blond, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the ne…