She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she'd lit candles and put rose petals all over the place.  Well, he chuckles, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey.


On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!  She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, “Do whatever you want!”.

So, lads, here I am!