Their first night there, she undressed as he did.

There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties

He in his birthday suit.


Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"


She replied:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,

But down there I am still mourning."


He knew he was not getting lucky that night.


The following night was the same --

She stood there wearing the black lacy panties,

And he was in his birthday suit --

But now he was wearing a black condom...


She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"


He replied,

"I want to offer my deepest condolences"🤣

Joke Of The Day: Bad Woman & Her Daytime Affair

Granniesjokes.com Joke Of The Day: Bad Woman & Her Daytime Affair Published 5 months ago on October 2, 2020By BuzzJokes A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t jump out the window, It’s raining out there!” “If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. “He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always run in the nude?” one asked. “Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!” Another runner moved alongside him. “Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!” Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, * * * * * * * * * * “Do you always wear a condom when you run?” “Nope……… just when it’s raining”.

Joke Of The Day: Bad Woman & Her Daytime Affair



A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.


One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.


“Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”. 


“I can’t jump out the window, It’s raining out there!”. 


“If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.


“He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!”. 


So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!. 


As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon,


so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.


Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.



After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.


“Do you always run in the nude?” one asked.


“Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air.


“It feels so wonderfully free!”


Another runner moved alongside him.


“Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?”


“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly.


“That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”


Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,


* * * * * * * * * *


“Do you always wear a condom when you run?”


“Nope……… just when it’s raining”.