The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them.


‘Of course', said the president

‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile

Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock this morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Ireland.'