The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.


The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.


She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”


Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase.


The first eez that I iron better than you.”


Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”


Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”


Wife: “Oh yeah?”


Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”


Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”


Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”


Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”  

Maria: “The third reason is that I a’m a better at make love than you in the bed.”


Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”


Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”


Wife: “So how much do you want?”