An elderly man walks into a confessional.


The following conversation ensues:


Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife


 of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and


 great grandchildren.


Yesterday, I picked up two college girls,



 hitchhiking.


We went to a motel, where I had sex with each



 of them three times.”


Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”


Man: “What sins? ”


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