There once was Guy whose given name was “Onestone”,

so named because he had only one test!cle.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,

“If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!”

The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said,

“Good morning, Onestone…”

He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.

He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when

she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, “Good to see you, Onestone…”

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he screwed her all day, scr*wed her all night, scr*wed her all the next day, scr*wed her all the next night…but,

Yellow Bird wouldn’t die!!!!

What is the moral of this story???

And the moral is……………………

You can’t kill two birds with one stone!