Juan comes up to the US / Mexican border on a bicycle… … with
two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says,
“What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says,
“We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the
bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in
them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand
analysed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the
bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A
week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have
you got?” “Sand,” says Juan. The guard does his thorough
examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.
He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on the
bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for 3 years.
Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a
Cantina in Mexico by coincidence. “Hey buddy,” says the guard, “I
know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I
think about and I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are
Juan sips his corona and says, “Bicycles.
The US / Mexican Border Guard was shocked when Juan said this -
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