An elderly couple and Porch


An elderly couple were sitting

on their front porch one

evening, when the wife picks

up her cane and whaps her

husband across the shins.

"All right woman! What the

hell was that for?" he yells.


"That‘s for 60 years of bad

sex." she replies.


A few minutes later, the

husband picks up his cane and

whaps his wife across the

shins.


”Ow!!" she yells. "What the

hell was THAT for??"

the husband looks at her and

says,that's for knowing the 

difference .