Salesman Won’t Leave An Old Woman Alone, This Is How She Handles It A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man."If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like todemonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.""F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and sheproceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushedit wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have atleast seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket ofhorse sh*t all over her hallway carpet."If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*tfrom your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.""Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, becausethe electricity was cut off this morning."