A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife
spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She
urges her husband to go inside so that she can take a look at it.
Although she wants it, he simply doesn’t have to buy it for her, but
he promises that it’ll be hers one day. A month passes, and the wife
is at home wondering where on earth her husband is. She angrily
calls his cell phone. “Where the hell are you?” she asks. “Darling,
you remember that jewelry store where you saw the diamond
necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn’t have money that
time, and I said ‘Baby it’ll be yours one day’?” “Yeah, I remember
that my love!” she replies, smiling and blushing profusely as she
does. “I’m in the bar just next to that shop.”
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