A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what

 was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the street with his 

seeing eye dog. “Wow! Isn’t that something!” remarked the wife, “look at 

that man taking a stroll just like us.” They continued strolling for a few 

minutes longer when they heard the man let out a loud yelp.

The dog had walked him right into a 

parked car and he had clearly banged his shin pretty hard. Rushing over to help, 

they were surprised to see the man reach into his pocket and pull out a treat 

for the dog. “Isn’t that weird?” whispered the wife, “giving him a treat 

even when he’s mad.” “Why are you giving him a treat?” questioned the 

husband. “I AINT GIVING HIM A TREAT!” said the enraged man, “I’M JUST TRYING 

TO FIND OUT WHERE HIS HEAD IS, SO I CAN GIVE HIM A SHARP KICK IN THE BEHIND!