Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers? A lady
approaches a priest and tells him,
“Father, I have a problem. I have these
two talking female parrots, but they
only know how to say one thing. They
keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want
a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest
exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to
your problem. Bring your two parrots
over to my house and I will put them
with my two male talking parrots,… to
whom I have taught to pray and read
the bible. My parrots will then teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase, and your female parrots will
learn to pray and worship.” So the next
day, the lady brings her female parrots
to the priest’s house. The priest’s two
male parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage. The lady puts
her female talking parrots in with the
male talking Parrots, and the female
parrots say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want
a date?” One male parrot looks over at
the other male parrot and screams,
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“Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered !!!!!!!”
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