An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems

 for a number of years. He went to the doctor and 

the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of 


hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 

100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month

 to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is 

perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you

 can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I 

haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and 

listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will 

three times!”