A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was
in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh
my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the
window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t jump out
the window, It’s raining out there!” “If my husband
catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied.
“He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out
of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of
the town’s annual marathon, so he started running
along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being
naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried
to blend in as best he could. After a little while a
small group of runners who had been watching him
with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always
run in the nude?” one asked. “Oh yes!” he replied,
gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!” Another
runner moved alongside him. “Do you always run
carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh,
yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I
can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in
my car to go home!” Then a third runner cast his eyes
a little lower and queried, * * * * * * * * * * “Do you
always wear a condom when you run?” “Nope………
just when it’s raining”.
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