A woman was having a daytime affair while her 

husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was 

in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she 

heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh 

my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the

 window. My husband’s home early!” “I can’t jump out

 the window, It’s raining out there!” “If my husband 

catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!” she replied. 

“He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the 

least of your problems!” So the boyfriend scoots out 

of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! 

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he 

quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of 

the town’s annual marathon, so he started running 

along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being 

naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried 

to blend in as best he could. After a little while a 

small group of runners who had been watching him 

with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always

 run in the nude?” one asked. “Oh yes!” he replied,

 gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully free!” Another

 runner moved alongside him. “Do you always run 

carrying your clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh,

 yes” our friend answered breathlessly. “That way I 

can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in

 my car to go home!” Then a third runner cast his eyes

 a little lower and queried, * * * * * * * * * * “Do you

 always wear a condom when you run?” “Nope……… 

just when it’s raining”. 
 

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