A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.

 

He drives twenty blocks away

 from home and drops the 


cat there.

 

The cat is already walking up the

 driveway as the man 


approaches his house.

 

The next day, he decides to drop

 the cat forty blocks 


away, but the same thing

 happens.

 

He keeps on increasing the

 number of blocks, but the 


cat keeps on coming home before

 him.

 

At last he decides to drive a few

 miles away, turn right, 


then left, past the bridge, then

 right again, and another



 right and so on until he reaches

 what he thinks is a 


perfect spot and drops the cat

 there.

 

Hours later, the man calls his wife

 at home and asks her, 


“Jen, is the cat there?”

 

“Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife.

 

Frustrated, the man says, “Put that cat on the phone. I’m 


lost and I need directions!”

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