Menu sir?” asked the owner.
“I’m blind, just bring me one of
your dirty forks. I will smell it and
The confused owner went to the
kitchen to retrieve a fork, and
returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelt the fork with
a deep breath, “Yes I will have the
lamb with seasoned potatoes
and spring vegetables.”
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left.
2 weeks later the blind man
The owner, wanting to see how
good his smell is, quickly went to
the kitchen where his wife Brenda
was cooking and said, “Do me a
favour and rub this fork over your
private part!!” which she did!
He then goes to the man and
gives him the fork.
The blind man takes it, puts it to
his nose and says, “Oh,
interesting! I never knew Brenda
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