Menu sir?” asked the owner.


 


“I’m blind, just bring me one of



 your dirty forks.  I will smell it and



 order.”


 


The confused owner went to the



 kitchen to retrieve a fork, and



 returned to the blind man.


 


The blind man smelt the fork with



 a deep breath, “Yes I will have the



 lamb with seasoned potatoes



 and spring vegetables.”


 


“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.


 


The blind man ate and left.


 


2 weeks later the blind man


 returned.


 


The owner, wanting to see how


 good his smell is, quickly went to


 the kitchen where his wife Brenda


 was cooking and said, “Do me a


 favour and rub this fork over your


 private part!!” which she did!


 


He then goes to the man and


 gives him the fork.


 


The blind man takes it, puts it to


 his nose and says, “Oh,


 interesting! I never knew Brenda


 worked here!”