A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a 

long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man 

looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says,

“Look at me. I’m old and worn out. You’d never believe that I 

used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a 

boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all 

the best restaurants of France.”

The new man asked, “What happened?”

“One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!”