
‘That was a fine story Sarah.’Johnny, do you have a story to share?’‘Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Auntie Barbara. Auntie Barbara was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until sheran out of bullets.Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.’‘Good heavens,’ said the horrified teacher, ‘what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?’‘Stay the fuck away from Auntie Barbara when she’s had a Drink
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