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As couples are frequently told that they may be too old to have children, one couple in India have broken through all these age barriers and had a baby in their 70s. They were never able to conceive naturally during their 46-year-marriage so the couple sought the help of fertility treatment. The sprightly couple now…

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair a…

Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring fl…

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek s…

My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.  Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.   She came home and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the …