This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.

This is something that happened at an assisted living centre. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn’t show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through…

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Woman Has a Conversation with 'the Worst Hairdresser Ever

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?" "We'…

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A Beautiful Innocent Young Girl Wants To Meet Santa Claus.

A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, “Oh Santa, please stay.” Santa replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, G…

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Daily Joke: Dear God, please help me!

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a …

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Daily Joke: Wild Bill’s comin’ to town

An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He sees a group of rough rider lookin’ scoundrels playing poker and he musters up enough courage to sit down with them (thinking he might get a story out if he was lucky). “Mind if I play?” The others look up with a scowl t…

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