ANNUAL BEACH OUTING

 

Jenny was explaining to her husband how 

much fun they’d had at the beach during her 

bridge club annual outing. “But,” she told him,

 “it didn’t end all that great for me.” “Why, what

 happened?” he asked. “I went out to take a 

swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far 

because the waves were very bad. Then I 

suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had 

caused the lower half of my bathing suit to be 

snatched off. I looked and looked for it but it 

was gone, gone, gone!” “For goodness sakes, 

sweetie, what did you do?” “Do? Why I did 

what any respectable female would do,… 

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 I covered my face and eyes with my hands 

and ran to the beach house as fast as I 

could.”